Frequently Asked Questions
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There's been quite a bit of hubbub around the water cooler that Brennan Letkeman is all washed up. That he's no good. That he's a big deadbeat. Any comment?
No comment.
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Okay, then where can I find examples of your so-called "work"?
I'll be posting every so often to my own, very exclusive blog which happens to contain some of the best things you'll ever know and you should be warned at this point that your mind might melt from exposure to such pure, such focused awesomeness. So, just consider that before you click the link above. Then click it.
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I've heard you have rather impressive abdominal oblique muscles, care to share?
Of course.
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Do you have any favorite words?
Certainly. The list includes, but is not limited to: Labradoodle, Dapper, Pelican, Bougainvillea, and Whatnot.
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Who are you?
Me? I'm not really sure yet, I guess. For the moment I'm something of a sketch artist/casual photographer/graphic designer turned industrial designer who secretly yearns for the great outdoors. I'm also an impressive pastry chef, so they say.
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Are you taking client work currently?
Heh, not officially at the moment. Let me get through school first and then we'll talk eh? Depending on the project you might be able to convince me if you write an extraordinarily convincing email in the form of a limerick or haiku.
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Check it out. You're stranded on a desert island and you can only bring one thing with you, what would that be?
- First thought - My pet cat.
- Second thought - A wish granting genie bottle.
- Third thought - John Hodgman
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Why do I know you?
You probably don't, but you will someday.
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From which country did you receive your fictional knighthood?
Actually its countries, plural. England, Sweden, Norway, and The Netherlands. Also the fictional country of Kavalachornia.
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Is it true that you have superpowers?
Well, not that the government will let me demonstrate to you. Stupid bureaucracy; always ruining my fun...
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Where are you located?
Wouldn't you like to know, creep! Let's be ambiguous and say "somewhere in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, North America, Earth."
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How do I contact you?
Well, you can email me at icecalibre@icecalibre.com. Remember that I'm not really into the client work right now. Regardless, I'll do our best to get back to you, but things get pretty hectic and I'm regularly besieged by wild dogs which is, to say the least, very inconvenient.